NY State Fair 1,500 Calorie Donut Burger Might Outshine These Loser Burgers

A hamburger so divine makes these other burgers look really lame.

• baby burger

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• chicken burger

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• bed burger

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• turtle burger

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• face burger

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• skateboard burgers

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• canned burger

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• donut burger

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It’s pretty irrefutable that donuts—little edible secrets whispered from the mouth of god, soaked in oil, drenched in sugar and sometimes drizzled with chocolate, sprinkles, candy and a promise that the world might not be so bad—would be best paired with the second greatest food creation—the hamburger.

The hamburger and the donut have officially met and have engaged in greasy, hot, sticky coitus. Together they have made “The Big Kahuna Donut Burger.” This monster, which has 1,500 calories, will be debuted at the New York State fair in Syracuse on August 25, though many experimental donut hamburgers have come before it.
For only about $6 the consummator of the donut/ hamburger union will get to engage in a quarter-pound burger, cheese, bacon, lettuce, tomato, onions between two grilled, glazed donuts. Delish.
A hamburger so divine makes these other burgers look really lame.
The canned burger, for instance, is an embarrassment to cans and burgers. It must smell like cat food and probably falls from its can with a similar suction sound. What a nightmare.
Face burger, which is actually a burger replica of Stewie from “Family Guy” looks wildly unhappy, meaning this burger is a no go.
The skateboard burgers being ridden by the Chihuahua look like they could be a good time, but the Chihuahua appears bored, so I am too.
Bed burger is actually incredible, but probably too hot to sleep in. Plus, getting boned in a burger is not sexy (okay, maybe a little bit).
And turtle burger, chicken burger and Asian baby burger are cruel.